Ook mijn moeder is morgen speciaal

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MAMA!
Wat geef je een vrouw die alles al heeft? En met alles bedoel ik mezelf en natuurlijk mijn oude vaar. Morgen is het Moederdag, een onvergetelijke dag voor alle mama’s in Nederland. Ik kan natuurlijk een bosje bloemen kopen en vertellen hoeveel ik van mijn mama houd. Maarrr, mijn moeder slaat me verrot als ik met bloemen aankom. Niet zozeer omdat ze niet van bloemen houdt of die hele bloemenzooi maar een herhalende en dus cliché aangelegenheid vindt, maar meer omdat de bloemenprijzen achterlijk hoog zijn en het eigenlijk gewoon doodzonde is. Bloemen kopen is hedendaags net zo erg geld verspillen als doneren aan kansarme dikbuik Ethiopiërs. Dus dan maar een zelfgemaakte tekening!
10 May, 2008 Gepost door: Nick
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Het jaar 1986, ergens in juli als ik het me goed herinner. Ma schreeuwde, pa pakte de auto. Wat bleek. De lul had mijn moeder 9 maanden geleden zwanger geprikt. Een glibberende weg, die eindigde met een plons. En daar was ik, samen met een broodje moederkoek. Levend en schreeuwend: een zesponder schoon aan de haak, druipend van het sarcasme en cynisme (ma rookte tijdens de bevalling). Nick, aangenaam. En hoe heet jij?

Nickname: Ziekestreaker
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Omschrijving:
Ik ben pas zes. Ik heb een mes. En ondertussen happyslap ik alles wat los en vast zit. In het weekend laat ik mijn piep zien aan kaartende bejaarden, in de hoop mijn zakgeld op te hogen. Ondernemersgeest, zoals Nick het altijd zo mooi noemt. Maar ik vind het gewoon geil. Ziekestreaker, aangenaam. En hoe heet jouw oma?

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